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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:01

Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Everyone loved it.
Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
So they tried
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Still no good.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Next, they tried...
What is Opec+ up to? - Financial Times
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?