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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Everyone loved it.

Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

So they tried

Alex, C. Viper, Sagat and Ingrid announced for Street Fighter 6 Season 3 - EventHubs

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do you consider yourself pretty?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Next, they tried...

What is Opec+ up to? - Financial Times

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?